Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

You say eether and I say eyther
You say neether and I say nyther
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther -
Let’s call the whole thing off

You like potatos and I like po- tah- to
You like tomato and I like to-ma-to
Potato, Po-tah-to, tomato, to-ma-to
Let’s call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off,
when we must part
And oh, if we ever part, there that might break my heart

So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-ja-mas
I’ll wear pajamas and give up pa-ja-mas
For we know we
Need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off
Let’s call the whole thing off !